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“Pistol Pete” Hegseth Loses Vodka Drinking Contest Against Putin
During a recent visit to Russia, “Pistol Pete” Hegseth found himself in a pickle—a vodka-drinking contest against the Russian bear-himself Vladimir Putin. At first, Hegseth declined, citing a promise to Congress that he’d quit drinking if appointed Head of the Department of Defense. But after a moment of reflection, he said, “F— it, let’s go!”…
Read MoreDEI Update: Fox News Finally Embraces Reparations
After careful deliberation, Fox News has finally decided to take a step forward. According to sources, Black employees at Fox News filed complaints with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) because they were tired of seeing too many wealthy Black athletes, movie stars, and singers dominate the airwaves. The few token Black executives left over from…
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Trump Ends Affirmative Action Program and Replaces it With Negative Action Program in Washington DC With advice from the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers, Trump has agreed to fire as many Black people as he possibly can and give those jobs to the Whites. This is a very sad story as many people will…
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Snoop Poop Dogg Agrees to Return the 1-Billion Dollars He Received for Performing at the Presidential Klan Rally The rapper Snoop “Poop” Dogg has agreed to give back the 1 billion dollars he received at The Presidential Klan Rally. Amid heavy criticism, from Pooky, Ray Ray, and their Playa for Life friend Big Al, Snoop…
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Fox News Implements New DEI Policy Well, wouldn’t you know it? Fox News has finally decided to join the rest of America by being fair to everyone. They have created a new DEI policy at the network labeled Division, Exclusion, and Inequality. Fox’s mission is to make sure that only women with blonde hair, blue…
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