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Breaking News! James Uthmeier and Ron DeSantis Have Privately Expressed Interest In Becoming African American
Despite their public efforts to dismantle DEI and eliminate policies like the Rooney Rule, insiders...
Trump and MAGA Republicans Pass Bill to Deport Immigrant Dogs
In a bold move, Trump and House MAGA Republicans have passed a bill requiring foreign-born...
Trump Diagnosed With OTC (Old, Tired, and Confused) Syndrome
In his most recent physical, doctors confirmed what many Americans already suspected: Donald Trump has...
Trump Rejected by Harvard for Submitting Fake GED and Plagiarized Essay
In a story 50 years in the making, Donald Trump’s latest attempt to take over...
Black Friday Sale for Republican Politicians
On Sunday, March 30, 2025, there will be a Black Friday sale on Republican politicians...
Byron Donalds MUSKMAGA AWARD WINNER February 27, 2025
This award goes to individuals who love Elon Musk and Donald Trump more than they...
America Has a New Burger King: Donald J. Trump
Yesterday, Donald Trump officially crowned himself King of America. In a stroke of marketing genius,...
Fox News Host Lawrence Jones Comforts Byron Donalds Amid Heartbreaking Snub by the Musk White House
After being ghosted by the Musk White House, Fox News host Lawrence “Law Dawg” Jones...
