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Breaking News! James Uthmeier and Ron DeSantis Have Privately Expressed Interest In Becoming African American

04/08/2026
Despite their public efforts to dismantle DEI  and eliminate policies like the Rooney Rule, insiders...
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Trump and MAGA Republicans Pass Bill to Deport Immigrant Dogs

05/20/2025
In a bold move, Trump and House MAGA Republicans have passed a bill requiring foreign-born...
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Trump Diagnosed With OTC (Old, Tired, and Confused) Syndrome

05/03/2025
In his most recent physical, doctors confirmed what many Americans already suspected: Donald Trump has...
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Trump Rejected by Harvard for Submitting Fake GED and Plagiarized Essay

04/19/2025
In a story 50 years in the making, Donald Trump’s latest attempt to take over...
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Black Friday Sale for Republican Politicians  

03/26/2025
On Sunday, March 30, 2025, there will be a Black Friday sale on Republican politicians...
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America Has a New Burger King: Donald J. Trump

02/21/2025
Yesterday, Donald Trump officially crowned himself King of America. In a stroke of marketing genius,...
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Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Clash in a Late-Night White House Smackdown!

02/16/2025
The Secret Service had quite a scare late Friday night when they found Robert F....
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“Pistol Pete” Hegseth Loses Vodka Drinking Contest Against Putin

02/16/2025
During a recent visit to Russia, “Pistol Pete” Hegseth found himself in a pickle—a vodka-drinking...
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