Black Friday Sale for Republican Politicians  

On Sunday, March 30, 2025, there will be a Black Friday sale on Republican politicians at the Mar-a-Fafo Country Club. If you are interested in purchasing a fiercely loyal Republican who will not offer any resistance, is willing to bend the knee, and will not talk back, you don’t want to miss this event. They come in all sizes and colors. The doors open early, so make sure you set your clocks. See you there!