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Fox News Implements New DEI Policy

Well, wouldn’t you know it? Fox News has finally decided to join the rest of America by being fair to everyone. They have created a new DEI policy at the network labeled Division, Exclusion, and Inequality. Fox’s mission is to make sure that only women with blonde hair, blue eyes, and breast implants qualify for the top positions. Their Black hosts have all agreed to be a part of this movement by bashing other Black people who have college degrees, multiple years of experience, and are experts in their fields. The Blacks at Fox will give up their jobs to other privileged white men who have had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

America applauds Fox News for its new efforts because at least they are keeping it real. Join the new movement and make DEI great again!