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America Has a New Burger King: Donald J. Trump

02/21/2025

Yesterday, Donald Trump officially crowned himself King of America. In a stroke of marketing genius,...

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Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Clash in a Late-Night White House Smackdown!

02/16/2025

The Secret Service had quite a scare late Friday night when they found Robert F....

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“Pistol Pete” Hegseth Loses Vodka Drinking Contest Against Putin

02/16/2025

During a recent visit to Russia, “Pistol Pete” Hegseth found himself in a pickle—a vodka-drinking...