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America Has a New Burger King: Donald J. Trump

02/21/2025
Yesterday, Donald Trump officially crowned himself King of America. In a stroke of marketing genius,...
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Fox News Host Lawrence Jones Comforts Byron Donalds Amid Heartbreaking Snub by the Musk White House

02/17/2025
After being ghosted by the Musk White House, Fox News host Lawrence “Law Dawg” Jones...
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Netflix to Host Trump vs. Vance Fight to Determine Vice President

02/16/2025
In an unprecedented move, Donald “Big Red” Trump and “Jake the Snake” JD Vance will...
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Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Clash in a Late-Night White House Smackdown!

02/16/2025
The Secret Service had quite a scare late Friday night when they found Robert F....
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“Pistol Pete” Hegseth Loses Vodka Drinking Contest Against Putin

02/16/2025
During a recent visit to Russia, “Pistol Pete” Hegseth found himself in a pickle—a vodka-drinking...
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DEI Update: Fox News Finally Embraces Reparations

02/16/2025
After careful deliberation, Fox News has finally decided to take a step forward. According to...
DEI Updates
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DEI-Division, Exclusion, and Inequality Update

01/27/2025
Trump Ends Affirmative Action Program and Replaces it With Negative Action Program in Washington DC...
DEI Updates
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Entertainment

01/27/2025
Snoop Poop Dogg Agrees to Return the 1-Billion Dollars He Received for Performing at the...
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Breaking News

01/27/2025
Fox News Implements New DEI Policy Well, wouldn’t you know it? Fox News has finally...
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