Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Clash in a Late-Night White House Smackdown!
The Secret Service had quite a scare late Friday night when they found Robert F. Kennedy Jr. putting President Donald “Big Red” Trump in a Full Nelson in the middle of the White House kitchen.
According to Trump, he was simply on his way to grab a midnight snack when Kennedy ambushed him, yelling, “Not on my watch!” Big Red tried to explain to Kennedy that he was just on his way to get his half-eaten bag of Doritos he had opened earlier and said he was also checking to see if anyone had eaten the rest of his Ben & Jerry’s Rocky Road ice cream.
Trump said just because he appointed Kennedy as Head of Health and Human Services, “nowhere in the deal did it say I’d be giving up my snacks.” Since the incident, Kennedy has been banned from White House sleepovers. In the meantime, the Secret Service has reassured Trump that his late-night WaWa runs will remain uninterrupted, even suggesting he use Uber Eats—for his Meat Lovers pizza fix since the White House kitchen still can’t hold a candle to Domino’s. Crisis averted. Democracy prevails.
