DEI Update: Fox News Finally Embraces Reparations

After careful deliberation, Fox News has finally decided to take a step forward.

According to sources, Black employees at Fox News filed complaints with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) because they were tired of seeing too many wealthy Black athletes, movie stars, and singers dominate the airwaves. The few token Black executives left over from previous generations also found these success stories personally offensive.

In response, Fox News unanimously approved a reparations package. The network awarded each of its White news show hosts 100,000 million dollars—as a reward for their bravery in enduring the overwhelming presence of Black excellence seen on TV every week. Lesson Learned- Keep fighting for reparations and one day you will get yours!