Netflix to Host Trump vs. Vance Fight to Determine Vice President

In an unprecedented move, Donald “Big Red” Trump and “Jake the Snake” JD Vance will step into the ring to determine who will be VP.

After being bounced from the presidency by Elon Musk “Go”, Trump and Vance are now battling for the number two spot. Even though Trump is approximately 100 years older than Vance, insiders say “Big Red” still packs a mean punch. Vance, on the other hand, has built a reputation for his slipperiness and counterpunching abilities. Vegas oddsmakers have called it a toss-up. The event is expected to be a bigger draw than the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight. The referee will be none other than Rudy “I Ain’t Got No Money” Giuliani.

Netflix, still recovering from past streaming disasters, has promised to be better prepared this time by leasing servers from China guaranteeing the American public that absolutely none of their data will be compromised. Who do you think will win? All comments are welcome!